You Are Here (Early Access)

Devlog

• Community Copies Restocked
  December 10, 2023 by Mean Green Press

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  Happy Sunday, Shoppers! It's that time of year! The smell of cranberry Febreze is in the air and the denizens of The Mall walk to and fro with their ribbon-wrapped parcels full of holiday cheer. And,... Continue reading

  
• We Won The Typo War
  November 29, 2023 by Mean Green Press

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  Happy Wednesday, Shoppers! Hey, Shopper, so good to see you. I hope you had a safe Yellow Friday hiding in the sensory deprivation tanks at the Massage Envy. Looks like they finally cleaned up the blo... Continue reading

  
• Sale Alert: Yellow Friday
  November 20, 2023 by Mean Green Press#sale

  Happy Monday, Shoppers! I hope everyone has their reservations ready for the Boston Market in the Food Court, because Turkey Day is nearly here! I have a quick update for people that haven't taken the... Continue reading

  
• Getting Serious™ With It (DriveThruRPG + Feedback Form)
  November 11, 2023 by Mean Green Press

  Happy Saturday, Shoppers! Shopper? Is that you? It's been so long, I hardly recognized you! Now let's check on the doorway to see how tall you've gotten in the past week... ... oh right, the updates!... Continue reading

  
• Makeover 2: Electric Boogaloo
  November 03, 2023 by Mean Green Press

  Happy Friday, Shoppers! I know, I know — I don't give you enough time between these updates for you to start missing me. Regardless, I have another brief and totally shallow visual update for you! W... Continue reading

  
• Makeover
  November 01, 2023 by Mean Green Press

  Happy Birthday Wednesday, Shoppers! I hope you're all doing swell. Personally, I'm waiting in line at the Panera in the Food Court with my birthday coupon in hand. I have a quick little update about Y... Continue reading

  
• V1.0 of The Book
  October 27, 2023 by Mean Green Press

  Happy Friday, Shoppers! Another day, another update! To keep you company during the enforced lockdown in The Food Court due to the uprising of Spirit Halloweens, the first version of the book just got... Continue reading

  
• Playbook v1.0 Release
  October 25, 2023 by Mean Green Press

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  #playbooks

  Happy Wednesday, Shoppers! I won't waste your time with small talk about the weather (although, it is quite dusty in The Mall today. I suppose they're turning on the heaters for the first time...), ra... Continue reading

  
• Trinketeer Release + Reference Sheet
  October 20, 2023 by Mean Green Press

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  Happy Friday, Shoppers! Y'know what they say: TGIF! Of course, time is a construct best left unconstructed, but a Friday is always welcome! Well... some Fridays... I'm looking at you... 😑 Anyways... Continue reading

  
• Core Book V0.1 Posted
  October 15, 2023 by Mean Green Press

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  Happy Sunday, Shoppers! Long time, no see! I hope everyone is ready for Mall-oween this year. I can't wait to see all the wacky costumes walking these linoleum-lined corridors next week. Today, I have... Continue reading

  
• Art (Part 1) and More Inconsistency Squashing
  October 07, 2023 by Mean Green Press

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  Happy Saturday, Shoppers! It's starting to get cold in The Mall, Brrr! When the plastic leaves are falling off the fake maple in the kid's play area like they have been today, there's no better time t... Continue reading

  
• Squashing Typos, Bad Grammar, and Inconsistency
  October 04, 2023 by Mean Green Press

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  Happy Wednesday, Shoppers! Did we all hear the Mall-mandated test siren today? I sure hope so! With The Collectors getting less and less patient, I'd hate an oncoming power outage to find you without... Continue reading

  
• 🎃More Playbooks (Denizen, Encore, Fashionweaver)
  October 02, 2023 by Mean Green Press

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  #playbooks

  Happy Sunday, Shoppers, I know, I know. Sorry for two days of major announcements back-to-back, but I just couldn't go without saying that... 3 More Playbooks Are Out! As of right now... The Denizen T... Continue reading

  
• The Mall Rat v0.1 Available NOW!
  September 30, 2023 by Mean Green Press

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  #playbook, #new-stuff

  Happy Saturday, Shoppers, I hope you all weren't too enthralled by the sheer statistical uncertainty of the limited-edition Improbable Whopper being sold in the food court to notice that we have our f... Continue reading

  
• Fresh Coat of Paint
  September 27, 2023 by Mean Green Press

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  #tethered, #trinketeer, #update, #playbooks, #basic-moves

  Happy Wednesday, Shoppers, I hope you've all been well and minding your monthly oblations to the god Peloton. I've got another update for you all, something that will likely be a weekly thing moving f... Continue reading

  
• Let's Talk About Playbooks, Baby
  September 14, 2023 by Mean Green Press

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  #playbooks

  Happy Thursday, Shoppers, I hope this update finds you all debt-free and in a well-watched corner of The Mall. I come bearing some more information on the current lineup of playbooks, but before I get... Continue reading

  
• First Post! Welcome To The Page
  September 13, 2023 by Mean Green Press

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  Greetings, Mallgoers This page exists now, brought forth from the mist by some odd sequence of keystrokes. You Are Here is now in development. It's quite frantic and in general disarray at the moment... Continue reading