Greetings, Mallgoers

This page exists now, brought forth from the mist by some odd sequence of keystrokes.

You Are Here is now in development. It's quite frantic and in general disarray at the moment but worry not — The Mall will be done with its construction soon.

This page likely won't have preliminary samples for some time, but please, feel free to keep a keen eye on our front of shop as we corral The Collectors hungry for payment behind the scenes.